Is it me, or in the end it seems like Photo Finish is raping Luna? I don't know, I blame this book: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1232087/images/o-SPEAK-BAN-facebook.jpg

Well, Photo Finish is in the spotlight for about three minutes, after being almost completely absent for FIVE YEARS.

Let's start.

Why do people like Photo Finish again?
She's obnoxious, irritating, and can't keep her nose out of other people's business!

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Good, because after the giant explosion of hatred and glory (yaaay) that was this most recent Spike story. I'm writing something sweet. Genuinely, nicely, sweet and romantic.
No big twist.
No violence.
No gross.
No sad.
No sex.
Rated E.
Should be done this weekend, and I'll preview it at my party on Friday.

...yeah I'm fine, why do you ask?

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Welp, as I said I would a few days ago, I've published a new story for you all to see. It isn't that long—less than 3,000 words—so some viewership and input would be much appreciated. And of course, upvotes if you enjoy it.

TThe Anniversary Anomaly

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Another Pinkie Pie Party, another event to celebrate. Or does this one hold some deeper meaning? Either way, Twilight is not prepared for this.

• Sex
• Spike
• Discord
• Main 6
• Starlight Glimmer
• Starswirl

Level Dasher · 2.8k words  ·  50  1 · 1.3k views

Be warned, it's a bit on the ridiculous side.

...Okay, very far on the ridiculous side.

Matt Willis had always loved dull Moscow with its embarrassed, envious estuaries. It was a place where he felt sneezy.

He was a peculiar, energetic, cocoa drinker with ginger legs and wobbly eyebrows. His friends saw him as a gleaming, gentle giant. Once, he had even helped a foolish injured bird cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Matt walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. The clouds danced like loving rabbits.

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IN WHICH TOPICS ARE FOR LOSERS

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